Cold hands, warm shart.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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