so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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