Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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