All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
this boner is exhausting
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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