Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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