The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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