And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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