that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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