Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My vagina just recognized that song.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
