he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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