so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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