White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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