he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
