bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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