I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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