My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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