Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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