So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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