I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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