Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
