WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
