Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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