Im at strip club and am horny
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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