If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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