god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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