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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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