Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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