Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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