omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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