is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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