I skipped work to stalk him.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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