It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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