She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
