I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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