I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
my being single is dangerous.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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