Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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