Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
my poor anus
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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