Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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