i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My bed smells like the plague
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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