How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
