she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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