Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
