it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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