You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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