I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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