we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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