I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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