belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
