I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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