walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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