If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
