She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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