I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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