I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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