Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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