Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
